yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
okay i know chapter 50 was devastating and an emotional trainwreck but
at this fucker
gonna get me some hot buns of steel